I chose a picture of the world for this post for a reason. Because even though you may live ON it, I rule it. Every once in a while, I shall allow you (the masses) to suggest things to post. Why? Because I am God here, that’s why.

And… because inherentally, truth be told, I’m as lazy as a homeless person on tranquilizers.

See, my goal is to eventually have all of you create posts for me. Then, reply to those posts…so that in actuality, you’ll be commenting to yourselves. Why? Because the sheer thought of that assurd notion pleasures me. I am All powerful and All-wise.

I welcome all kinds of guest posts, including local hometown news, what’s eating you, information about what you found in your pockets last week, why you’re attracted to your first cousin, etc. (Nothing shall be off-base, because anything is better than listening to me.)

The real crux is that your post matches our topics. See those inane streams listed on the right side of the page…that would be them.

Rejoice my demonspawn. REJOICE!!! You are all alive and well… now do thy bidding or reap my wrath!