I chose a picture of the world for this post for a reason. Because even though you may live ON it, I rule it. Every once in a while, I shall allow you (the masses) to suggest things to post. Why? Because I am God here, that’s why.
And… because inherentally, truth be told, I’m as lazy as a homeless person on tranquilizers.
See, my goal is to eventually have all of you create posts for me. Then, reply to those posts…so that in actuality, you’ll be commenting to yourselves. Why? Because the sheer thought of that assurd notion pleasures me. I am All powerful and All-wise.
I welcome all kinds of guest posts, including local hometown news, what’s eating you, information about what you found in your pockets last week, why you’re attracted to your first cousin, etc. (Nothing shall be off-base, because anything is better than listening to me.)
The real crux is that your post matches our topics. See those inane streams listed on the right side of the page…that would be them.
Blogger From a World Gone Horribly Wrong said
fjksdjkfsdjkf… don’t have…much time…
People of earth, please stop what you’re doing. I am from the future, where blogging has overtaken global warming, worldwide famine, cival unrest and reality TV as the means to mankind’s destruction.
It is written that on this date, this website–inspired by other pointless websites throughout the net–will encourage its’ posters to write and suggest their own topics. Why? Because the moderator believes he can make a cheap buck by having people pay to read what they wrote. If you think I’m crazy, other websites are already encouraging it.
I know it looks good on paper right now, even though it’s the most insane notion possible, but it will create a pyramid-scheme backlash that the world is not ready for.
Stop the blogger. He’s unidentified to us because all records have been destroyed, but he was a reporter in a coal mining town somewhere in the 13 states. You must find him and convince him he’s wasting his life beofre… OH GOD! MOTHER OF ALL THAT IS HOLY! GET THEM OFF ME. IT’S CRAWLING UP MY URETHR…jkgdfgkdfgkldfgjflg
Big Daddy Blue said
I hope there’s a place on this blog for an unknown, washed up, analog tape, blues singer with a giant she-thumb in front of his face. Who knows I might even have song or two for ya.
wookin' pa nub said
I’m a little torn about this new site. On one hand the site creator seems like a real arrogant asshole, but on the other hand he’s seems like less of an arrogant asshole than the Overlord we had on that other site. And at least this guy posts more than once a week, and he’s very up front about wanting to take our hard-earned money.
Ahhhh, what the hell–I’m in!
babagooey said
That’s true. Wookin’s a pal of mine…and I don’t mean that in the gay sense. I’m all man. I’m just saying I agree with the guy on this. We’ve all been on other sites before…from bootstrapping business tips to useless websites about indie music… and I can definitely say that this site calls it straight.
Straight like me.
Seriously dude, I’m not gay.
shazbotwinx said
I can’t post, but I can tell jokes, Master of Thy Blog. Please allow me to be your court jester. Need a sample?
(Spotlight hits the stage. Enter the master’s jester.)
What’s brown and hides in the attic?
The diarehha of Anne Frank.
Forever at your service for high-class entertainment, my liege!
babagooey said
You’re the man, Shazbot. Keep slapping down those one-liners, hoss. Every real man on this blog’s pissing in their pants. Any effeminate guys that are offended can deal with the man. That means me, Fruity McToots!