Growing up in small town in Michigan, Chuck Donner always wondered why pictures of his great-great grandfather always showed him facing sideways. “I know some people have a best side, they like to show when they get their picture taken, but it turns out Papi Donner’s best side made a tasty beef jerky.” Chuck found this out fourteen years ago when a class assignment required him to trace his family’s history. “As it turns out, Papi Donner was one of the only survivors of the ill-fated Donner party.” tells Chuck looking down at the floor.
“I knew at that point, I knew I really had two choices I could try and channel my feelings into something creative, or just find out if “it” really does taste like chicken.” Chuck remembers. So he picked up a guitar and starting writing songs about life in those long-gone days when Papi Donner lived.
His most recent offering, Pork and Brains is shocking friends, but Chuck just laughs and says “Hey I gotta make a livin’ right?”
A podcast of his work is not available, having been banned in 48 states.
Blogger From a World Gone Horribly Wrong said
sasdjkajkdkas… made it… once more.
People of Earth, I am from the future, where blogging had caused more damage than our 50th president, Jayden James Spears. You must stop blogging immediately.
In the future, we discovered that blogs don’t go away like we previously thought. People will become so attention-starved that they will need to keep the blog they started when they were in high school up for a lifetime, just to feel important and youthful. What looks like silly, harmless back-and-forth post exchanges between friends will soon choke out the World Wide Web like a strangling vine made up of misspelled words, non-sensical thoughts and self-important fluff.
Don’t feed this beast…this monster of millibytes. If you continue, it will only lead to your… OH GOD! SWEET JESUS AND THE THREE WISEMEN! THEY’VE KNOCKED DOWN THE BARRIER! LEAVE THEM BEHIND…THEY ARE ONE OF THEM NOW! PRAY THAT SOMEONE IN THE PAST CAN CHANGE THIS FATE …sdfklgkldfklgfjgkllg
babagooey said
This looks like a picture of the last guy that f**ked with me.
Seriously.
I’ll rip and swap your nuts and eyeballs if you screw with me.
Bring it, bloggers.
shazbotwinx said
This picture reminds me of a great joke:
What do you call a midget Puerto Rican?
A speck.
OK, maybe this post didn’t remind me of that joke, but C’MON PEOPLE, THAT’S FUNNY!
[Rimshot! Cue laughter!]
Bizarro Blogger said
Me no get joke, so me laugh real soft, my belly hurt.
Sob sob…weep…weep…sniffle…sobbbb!!!
Me still laughing!