As I was driving down my local throughfare, a thought occured to me that made me realize I was a lucky man. I can blog. I can write things that are important to me, regardless of how irrelavent they are to anyone else. I can post those thoughts on the web, for all the world to see. I can even mispell words and still call myself a writer (Hell, I’m not even sure if I spelled mispelled correctly.)
The point is, I blog, therefore I’m great.
Now discuss, my useless throngs that I shall ignore!
Bad As Can said
Hi, my name is John and…well… I’m a blogger.
(pause)
Okay then! I have to admit that I’m thrilled that there’s a site that lets me post whatever I want, whenever I want about anything I want. The freedom this brings me will finally allow me to ignore things like human interaction, the touch of another human being and having to work on any of my interpersonal skills.
THIS…is so much for satisfying. Boo-Yah!
Master of Thy Site said
You are most welcome, my worthless writer, whom I can delete on a whim. For now, you entertain me with your cowardist nature and complimentary words. But never forget that it is me and my opinion alone that matters.
Post something that I disapprove of, insults me, runs incongruant to my every thought or whim, or uses the letters q-g-y-p or z in an irritating fashion and so help me Satan, the world will never know your post even existed.
For now, post for my amusement. Before I grow weary of you.
Sexy Big Time said
Can someone say “God-complex?” Ummm… I think the Master of Thy Site needs to chill out. Methinks one might be compensating for a few…ahem…shortcomings?
Toodles!
Master of Thy Site said
HOW THE BLOODY DEUCE DARE THEE!!! Do yuo realize how many websites I’ve created in my time? Do you have any comcept to the power I wield?!? If I had a plug nickel for the amount of posts I have erased, deleted, moderated and/or blocked over these countless eons of time, I would be much richer than I am now.
If you were anyone else, I would have banned your IP, stolen thy username as my own website and feasted on your Internet entrails. However, you are the first woman here to post and I am a married man whose never had the attention of another woman besides the one I duped into walking the alter with me…therefore, I shall tolerate thee up until a certain point.
Please tell your friends about the site.